Nakakatawa. To pass the time while I'm procrastinating on the second draft of my thesis, I scanned some of the documents I have in this laptop. As it turns out, the journal section has this section for my poems. Most of them are uber-lousy and uncreative. But this one stood out the most- not because it's good or anything, but because of what I was thinking when I was writing it. Lollers.

YOU

You’re unlike anyone I’ve ever met

You’ve been waiting to hear that from me, I bet.

Yes, you’re unlike anyone I’ve ever met

‘Cause you’re as fake as anyone could get.

You like to say you have it all

You got the brains, you make guys fall.

When you believe in something, you stand tall.

But when I look closer, well, you’re not like that at all.

You’re not really smart

I could haul all the tests you’ve failed in a cart

You’re not beautiful; you’ve conquered no heart

Unless we define beauty as an evil witch with a wart

I'll end it here because the next verses are much more... informative. Haha. =p